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Miss you sms part 2

2009-04-28T08:31:00.000-07:00

☻Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

☻Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

☻i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

☻So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

☻Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.

☻I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

☻As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"

☻Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u

Miss you sms part1

2009-04-28T08:26:00.000-07:00

☻My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

☻4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

☻among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens

☻Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...

☻Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

☻It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

☻Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

Marriage jokes part 2

2009-04-28T08:18:00.000-07:00

☻Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

☻A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

☻There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

☻I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

☻Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

☻Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

☻After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Marriage jokes part 1

2009-04-28T08:13:00.000-07:00

☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

☻The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

womens day sms messages quotes......

2009-03-08T10:17:00.000-07:00

"I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not." ~ Dinah Shore

I wish ahHappy women's day to all ladies....................

1. "God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met." ~ Farrah Fawcett

2. "Women are the real architects of society." ~ Harriet Beecher Stowe

3. "If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman." ~ Margaret Thatcher

4. "The fastest way to change society is to mobilize the women of the world." ~ Charles Malik

5. "Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels." ~ Faith Whittlesey

6. "Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the President's spouse. I wish him well!" ~ Barbara Bush

7. "Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size." ~ Virginia Woolf

8. "Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts." ~ Author Unknown

9. "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." ~ Timothy Leary

10. "Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself." ~ Oprah Winfrey

11. "One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty." ~ Jane Austen

12. "The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him." ~ Cher

13. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" ~ Linda Ellerbee

14. "I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not." ~ Dinah Shore

Romantic Valentine SMS

2009-02-14T11:10:00.000-08:00

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day. ----------------------------------------------

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Let's share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

Happy Birthday SMS

2009-02-04T20:38:00.000-08:00

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend 4 a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time form a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style Have a Lovely "BirthDay"

Birthdays are 4 fun

Enjoy a sticky bun

I'm glad u r my mate

Hope ur birthdays great.

Happy brthday 2 u may ur precious heart desire would be ful fil on dis precious day/GOD BLESS U.

“ A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A wish : 2 lighten ur moments

A cheer: 2 perfect ur day

A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY ”

May all your dreams come true.

May every star of every night,

Bring love and joy to you.

Happy Birthday to you.

I send to you warm wishes, That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday. Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

My Birthday! what a difference sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.

Funny SMS

2009-02-02T10:19:00.002-08:00

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

.....the Heart Beat of my Phone

.....is ur Message Tone

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Love Sms Collection

2009-02-02T09:28:00.000-08:00

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world.

The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.

The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough.

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters.

Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away.

Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life

Friendship Messages

2009-02-02T08:02:00.000-08:00

True friends are rare to find
True friends are always very kind.
True friends are ornaments so beautiful.
True friends always make us cheerful.
True friends are the work of perfection.
True friends give us right direction.
True friends always shine like moon.
True friends are the greatest boon.

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

They all had trouble in defining friendship...i canot understnad how they cudnot get d right word..then i took ur name n d discussion was over ..

Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
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__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown .

Frindship opens many doors each with a different view but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to u

TFriends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile..

If ever I sent u a bunch of roses,
I will put 1 fake plastic rose in between,
And make a wish that,
Our friendship should last till the last rose dies….

Goodnight SMS

2009-02-01T21:15:00.000-08:00

Starz light stars bright

Starz light stars bright,

U r the only star I c tonite,

I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight

Good Night & Sweet dreams

Life may be hard

Life May Be Hard Not Always Fun When Night Brings Dark Morning Brings Sun When Life Seems Tough & Nobody Seems To Care Dil Se Yaad Krna I’ll Be Always There

Moon to color your dreams

MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night… Sweet Dreams..

Take a glass of sugar

Take a glass of sugar and put it in your eyes so you will have sweet dreams!

If you want masala dreams, then try chilly powder!

Good night Have a nice dream.

Medical student wishing good nightI wish that u visualize

a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.

In short, Good Night!!!!

Greet u a sweet night

Just go outside Or See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars, Feel the cool wind

They all are here to Greet u a sweet night